Nee How from Shenyang…….well as the title says Sunday was kinda layed back and boring so Joanne and I decided to send a few Chinese proverbs from non other than Confucious so here it goes
1. He who makes love on grass, get piece on earth.
2.War does not determine who is right, but who is left.
3.Man who farts in church sit in own pew.
4.He who thinks only of number one, must remember this number is next to nothing.
5.He who stands on toilet high on pot.
6.Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
7.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
8.Man who run behind car get exhausted.
9.Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky fingers.
10.Passionate kiss like spiderweb, soon lead to undoing of fly.
11.When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet then to speak and remove all doubt.
Gotta love the wisdom of the Chinese!
Just thought we could make your day today with a little humour from China!!!!
Love Brian and Joanne